Ladies and gentlemen... well done, on coming out!
you lucked out tonight! check me the fuck out!
(uh) I'm a rapper, if you didn't notice...
for those new to this concept, it means... I'm the BEST!!!
I'm The Bomb, Fresh, Fly, Sick, Ill and the Dopest!
if you think though, bigger than most, So the Dip-o-lo-dopest!!!
This Is Real Hip HOP! do you think you can cope?
witnessing Dope Lyrics?.. spitten with an intricate flow?
The next few lines gonna be about... Me Rappin!!!
then we'll drop a hook... come back and see what happens...
... Fuck a hook
Yo Kid... I spit FIRE, inSPIRE, kid TRY a fly KICK,
hit BY a BRICK, DIE, I like to KNIT and WRITE BITCH!!
the names Bladel! I'm basically Awesome at (w)RAPPIN!
believe, shoulda seen the chrissy tree last december,
When I'm not bored at the back, havin a talk or nap,
you all crack me up, or thats when im not,
as appalled as a Kazakhstani cos your wack arse be,
mis-reppin the culture, more than Borat,
your just mistaken... its easy to tell...
mistake Rappin on Stage... for Emceeing with Skill,
Multis for Flow, being Hard for Keepin it Real,
You want a Party? put Me on the Bill!